Tongue in cheek....

Why women should wear the hijab

1. We are such horny buggers, we need YOUR help, dear, dear sisters in Islam. *leer*.

2. We need an easy way of telling whom to marry without having to go through the hassle of getting to know you personally

3. Because that’s our honour you are protecting!!!! Oops. We meant your honour. That’s right…Yours. Not ours. Typo, typo.