Aggrieved student goes on a rampage

From tomorrow's TNP:

Yesterday, a Year 4 student from the Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences went on a rampage, taking a baseball bat to the computers, the IT unit and the CORS offices in NUS. After gutting the inefficient computers, she proceeded to slaughter the unhelpful staff with the jagged pieces of the computers. Eyewitnesses reported that she had laughed insanely and could be heard muttering, "Poetic justice. If you even know what that means!"

She was driven mad after 3 endless hours of attempts to log in the registration website. An interview with the eeriely calm student revealed that she had rushed home and skipped lunch to do the registration. She also said that attempts to contact the helpdesk had failed: all three lines to the helpdesk were engaged, and the reply she had gotten for her email was an automated "Out an Office" reply.

She is pleading insanity for her acts of violence.

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Ooookay. Not strictly true...except for the second paragraph. Why? Why? WHYYYYYYY?

*howling in frustration*