Mother of all inventions

Me: Sayang, where did you put the diapers?

Nazir (looking aghast): What do you mean diapers? We didn't bring it back. I put it back.

Me (nearly yelling): What?!!! Kan I dah cakap, kita takde pampers lagi. You never listen to me, kan? (yelling, nearly hsyterical now) You always never listen. (Breaking two communication rules simultaneously.) I TOLD you it was important.

Rehan, naked, happily rolling about in his towel

Me (in happier tone): Takpe, takpe, kita pakai yang kain. (smugly) Nasib baik masih ada.

Azrifah goes to computer, googles "how to put on cloth diapers". [Try it.] Lousy search results. Gets annoyed. Rehan in lap, still naked and in towel, trying to grab the laptop.

Me: Sayang! I don't know how to put on cloth diapers. And this *********************** (edited for Rehan's benefit). Kan I dah cakap, must bring the diapers home. Dah takde. You never listen. I am always right about these things. Tak nak dengar.

Nazir(getting annoyed): Sorry lah sayang.....

Azrifah ignores poor husband. Concentrates on putting on cloth diapers. Ingenious!

Me (cheerfully): Hee hee. Tengok tu! Your wife so clever.

Nazir: Rehan looks like kacang putih man.

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Rehan out sick whole of last week. Kesian maknye. (Ha ha ha.)

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? Rehan!