Passing Time
Anything is better than writing my HT!!! Have developed a habit of surfing matrimonial sites, just for shits and giggles. I especially love to read the Arab/North African ones - one can just feel the 'macho' vibe. Scary. Hee hee. My top favs though (if I were to pick someone to marry): North Americans (usually African-American; quite nice sounding generally), Algerian/Morrocan (of non-scary variety) and South Africans (generally, non-extreme tendencies).
If I were to put up a matrimonial, this is what it would probably sound like:
24, attractive (enough), a bit of a wit, intelligent (more or less) and suffering from dimunitive-itis. Have more sense than is sensible to display.
Loves music (rock, opera, hiphop and Spanish pop), reading (especially science fiction) and watching TV. Will not entertain proposals to spend life in deen; love me for who I am!
Seeks: responsible man, who preferably does not wish to live in Singapore and has the means to do so. Must have a sense of the absurd, kind and soft-spoken.
Writing this is rather fun! No one will respond to my ad though - too damn scary.
My favourite quotes:
[seeks] constructive woman, not destructive
looking for the Halal girl (sic)
looking for second wife (!)
Forever wife (as tag)
Also, a forty year old man looking for a woman 18-26. Jeez.
1 Comments:
hahahhaha..
as adikins put it, kakak dah tak eligible...
jeez...and double eyeroll
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